TeacherCreature Songs and Poems

Sarah of Covington, Kentucky writes:

"Mister Buford isn't witty/And his face isn't pretty/He hates Hello Kitty/And his course is really boring"

Mustafa from Dearborn, Michigan writes:

"Oh my goodness, oh my dear/Mrs. Drake is drinking BEER!/Did you see her? Did you hear?/Miss Devine is drinking WINE!/Oh my goodness, do you see that? Are you able?/Mr. Pratt is under the table!/ Why's he licking that label?/Our teachers look drunk!/And they smell like a skunk!/ This is nuts! This is crazy!/Why'd this happen? Tell us, Miss Daisy!/Your teachers are all hazy/Because you students are so lazy!"

Oriana from the U.K. writes:

"I like Miss Wiggins/'Cause she feeds pigeons/
To her cats"

Heather of Oregon writes:

" JESUS loves my school/We follow the Golden Rule/So JESUS loves my school/Pastor John says so every day/JESUS loves my school in every way/So why'd that tornado blow it over to Idaho?"

Jason of New York City writes:

"Mr. Grossman/
Really is."

Jonathan of Kansas City writes:

"Don't be a fool/And stay in school/Tha Man says you're just a tool/Stay in school/And work for Tha Man/As hard as you can/Be a fan of Tha Man/He wants you in school/To follow Tha Rool/Of Tha Man/But I say to you/Drop out now/Won't matter how/Don't be a fool/And stay in school/Follow Tha Cow/She knows how/'Cause she's Tha Cow/And Tha Cow knows how/
To take it easy/'Cause Life's a breezy/Tha Cow knows how/To eat and graze/'Cause Life's just lazy/Tha Cow ain't crazy/She knows Tha Rool/Of Tha Cow/Not Tha Man/Tha Man's Rool is to stay in school/Tha Cow knows that ain't cool/So I say to you/Follow your heart/And follow your drool/Follow Tha Rool of Tha Cow/To McDonald's.

Patrick of Denver writes:

"I hate poems that don't rhyme/The poet didn't take the time/To find a word like lime/Instead of lemon/So there's music in the words/Like the music in the birds/Who fly around in herds/And never sing about oranges."

DeJuan of St. Louis writes:

"I want a pass/From my teacher/I want a pass/From my quarterback/I want my quarterback/From the pop machine/I want my quarterback/To hit me with a pass/I want my pop machine/To give me my quarter back/I want my pop machine/To give me a father/I want a father/To touch down/I want a father/To throw a touchdown pass/And a quarter."